New wrinkles

I have noticed new little wrinkles. Not on the face mind you...but rather at the edges of my little buttocks. Near the legs. New wrinkles. The inevitable has come true - Marriage does make your butt bigger!!!!! I noticed even more the other day when I was in ZARA trying to squeeze the thing into what might be my last pair of tight-ass party jeans.

Okay, the 5* honeymoon where I wasn't even allowed to lift my arm to pour my own sparkling water didn't help much...and the fact that I'm eating my way through Europe doesn't either. What can I say the cheese is amazing here....and i'm too busy looking for a job to excercise. Gawd...wait till winter!


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